David Hasselhoff needs to work on his pickup lines - got any ideas?
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There’s some gossip today that David Hasselhoff is no longer the ladies’ man he once was. Apparently, instead of doing the dirty work himself, he sends his assistant with a signed photograph of himself to some lucky lady - with his phone number on the back, of course. How tacky!
I think David should go back to these tried and true methods that seemed to work for him just fine in the past:
- Wear red shorts with no shirt.
- Have a car that talks. Preferably in an English accent.
- Any combination of the above.
Got any other ideas for the Hoff? Let’s hear ‘em!
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